Bee | 24 | 5'11
Toronto | Canada | UTC -5
Here is a clever witty statement that would make you think I am clever and witty.
Kittens, Kaiju, and Gay. That's what is on this blog.
I'm kind of a big deal.
..I would have never figured.
what happens when a senpai likes a senpai
stop following me in front
this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.
this is so wild
We made a mess (x )
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*
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*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?
My chances are just as good as yours
"Hey, stop crying. I’ll take care of you, Stevie. Always."
Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky. I don’t think I could’ve done it without him.
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother